Forget the fact that he has been in the hospital for 9 days. Nevermind the pain. Don't even consider the 10 plus days without FOOD AND DRINK. Instead... mourn with us over this story.
Besides Gatorade, Jordan's first love is Eggo Waffles.
I'm sorry that was vague.
Jordan's first love is STRAWBERRY EGGO WAFFLES.
He gave them his heart a long time ago... and out of his mouth he just lamented:
Why? Why would they do this? First Peter Pan peanut butter? And now waffles?
As the nurse charted his progress he said he has lost all motivation to return home.
A home without waffles? That's not a home at all!