Tuesday, October 14, 2008
DOG FOR SALE
small, wiener-like and straight up annoying. barks incessantly and pees occasionally... all over the floor and new rug. poops when needed, even if it is in the newly cleaned dining room floor. walks like a nightmare and charges most dogs while still barking incessantly. picks up easily though squirms like your mom. eats like our 50lb dog won't. grows fat fast. gives up when walking. rolls in his and other's poop. throws up periodically. snuggles like the dickens.