Wednesday, April 02, 2008

new book

In a recent conversation with my mom about how good of a driver I am and how all other drivers are far inferior she suggested I write a book.

Brilliant idea and I have already worked on the title and know the cover.

Defensive Driving is for the birds.

Now picture a group of people (or just one person... your choice) flipping the birdy.

This is funny for 2 reasons.
1. I would write a book regarding defensive driving (kudos to dad for teaching me to drive like a croation taxi driver in NYC).
2. the middle fingers are, obviously, a play on the title.

This is inappropriate for 1 reason.
1. Crude behavior such as flipping off people is never appropriate.

Regardless... it's darn funny. Right?


april said...

sure blame it on your dad...

HumbuckerChapell said...

There is no blame... I am thankful for learning how to drive in the northeast... It makes me a stronger woman and therefore I am every woman.

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?