sorry sweetie...

but daddy thinks our lives are still empty. you are failing to fill that *dog shaped hole* in his heart and he has scanned the earth and found the one dog he thinks will fill this void.

i am sorry for two reasons.

one: obviously, you now realize you are not enough but as my job as wifey, i must submit and shut-up*

two: see below.


*sarcasm, please.

mucho gracias to whoever found this picture and posted it on facebook.